Leo: I am so smoking hot
Nico: Actually you are
Leo: Wait really?!?
Nico: Yes, you are a son of Hephaestus and you can control fire. So you are hot
Leo: Smart ass
Nico: HAHA LOSERRRRRR!!! *whispers* But your face is somewhate attractive tho
Leo: What was that?
Nico: *shadow travels to china*
Jason: Its okay Nico, look everything's fine, c'mere lets hug it out
Annabeth: oh fuck this shit makes so much sense
Leo: I need to ask him if I'm hot-NICO AM I HOT?
Annabeth: all the butt checks
Frank: well now I know why he noticed my appearance changed so quickly
Annabeth: all the blushing
Piper: I MUST FIND HIM LOVE
Annabeth: staring at the outline of his dick in his jeans
Hazel: Nico I still love you, you can talk to me about whatever whenever you want, okay baby?
Annabeth: avoiding him all the time-
Percy: so that's why you like Chiron so much!
Jason: .....are....are you fucking serious?
Leo: *falls to the floor laughing*
Frank: *walks away*
Annabeth: I'm actually done with you
Nico: *whispers* yes