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Everyone Finds Out Nico's Gay

  • Jason:

    Its okay Nico, look everything's fine, c'mere lets hug it out

  • Annabeth:

    oh fuck this shit makes so much sense

  • Leo:

    I need to ask him if I'm hot-NICO AM I HOT?

  • Annabeth:

    all the butt checks

  • Frank:

    well now I know why he noticed my appearance changed so quickly

  • Annabeth:

    all the blushing

  • Piper:

    I MUST FIND HIM LOVE

  • Annabeth:

    staring at the outline of his dick in his jeans

  • Hazel:

    Nico I still love you, you can talk to me about whatever whenever you want, okay baby?

  • Annabeth:

    avoiding him all the time-

  • Percy:

    so that's why you like Chiron so much!

  • Jason:

  • Leo:

  • Frank:

  • Piper:

  • Hazel:

  • Annabeth:

  • Nico:

  • Jason:

    .....are....are you fucking serious?

  • Leo:

    *falls to the floor laughing*

  • Piper:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

  • Hazel:

    *facepalm*

  • Frank:

    *walks away*

  • Annabeth:

    I'm actually done with you

  • Nico:

    *whispers* yes

Voice in my head - Seven half-bloods shall answer the call…

Me - Plaese stop

Voice in my head -To storm or fire, the world must fall

Me - Stop right now

Voice in my head -An oath to keep with a final breath…

Me - Don’t do it, SHUT UP!

Voice in my head -And foes bear arms to the Doors of Death

Me - i hate you

Voice in my head - you know that they will die

Me - …

Percy Jackson vs. Hercules

  • Hercules:

    Yeah, I'm a demigod, child of the Big Three,

  • Percy:

    Oh, yeah? Me too.

  • Hercules:

    Well, when I was just a baby I strangled to snakes with my bare hands.

  • Percy:

    Ah, I know what you mean. My mum freaked when I did that.

  • Hercules:

    I fought the Nemean Lion.

  • Percy:

    No way! Same. I was, what, fourteen?

  • Hercules:

    I've fought a hydra.

  • Percy:

    Dude, same. Although I wouldn't have been able to kill it without Clarisse, but still.

  • Hercules:

    I hunted down Artemis' sacred deer,

  • Percy:

    Oh, my friend did that. Chasing deer isn't really my thing though.

  • Hercules:

    Oh, well... ahh... I fought this massive boar once.

  • Percy:

    I think I fought it's girlfriend! It was a couple of days before I fought Kronos.

  • Hercules:

    *sweats nervously* This one time, I had to clean this stable that hadn't been cleaned for thousands of years,

  • Percy:

    Riiiiight. I heard a nymph helped you with that? I used my own powers. *raises eye brow*

  • Hercules:

    I --

  • Percy:

    Dude, I could go all day.

  • Hercules:

    *flustered* I fought AMAZONS -

  • Percy:

    Been there.

  • Hercules:

    The minotaur --

  • Percy:

    Done that. I was twelve.

  • Hercules:

    I... uh... I've... been to the Underworld and back!!

  • Percy:

    Man, I am sooo sick of that place. Been there like four times.

  • Herucles:

    Uhhhh... I... *heavy breathing*

  • Percy:

    Well, we done here?

  • Hercules:

    *triumphant grin* I WAS OFFERED IMMORTALITY.

  • Percy:

    Yeah, I turned mine down because I liked this girl...

  • Hercules:

    *jumps into the river Styx*

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